martimas


the lead singer for the death metal band holy graile (despite its name they are far from holy) he has long black hair and a lot of peircings thats why hes so s-xy. he was born in krazhied but lives in the us now. hes older than u can imagine which is exsactly what he told me when i asked him
martimas shafer is the s-xiest man alive

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