martin freeman is kittens
martin freeman is a british actor. most people know him from things such as john watson in bbc sherlock, tim canterbury in the office and a few other things.
kittens are cute, martin is cute, therefore martin freeman is kittens.
person one: “i’ve got loads of pictures of martin freeman~”
person two: “oh my god, i love martin freeman, he’s kittens!”
so martin freeman is kittens.
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