martindale-slide


while in pr-ne position, with full p-n-s insertion, rotate 180° without removing p-n-s so male’s head is near female feet and so on. continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. flip 180° as often as desired.
bro, did you tap it last night?

i didn’t just tap it, i put the martindale-slide on her!
daaaaamn yo!

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