Martined
when a guy is using both hands to hold on to a shed’s raptors and his legs are resting on a females shoulders while receiving a roughly given supertrooper bl-wj-b.
kim can’t sing the national anthem at the game friday because she got martined last night and cant even talk.
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a popular irish slang term for being very drunk.
man i was so martined last night. i cant even remember anything.
my dad was so martined last night. id say hes very hung over today
when a very stressed out engineer takes a giant dump in the erc toilet, thus leaving streak marks in the toilet
man i was really filled with sh-t and martined the toilet to h-ll.
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