Martinelli
1) the last name of some seriously cool people. italian origin.
2) an extremely tasty sparkling cider.
1) “the martinelli’s are better than your mom.”
2) “have you tried martinelli’s cider? it’s like jesus in a bottle.”
ripoff apple cider. the bottle must be 1/2 inch thick, since you can down a whole bottle in a few gulps!!
d00d, wtf? i bought 3 bottles of this stuff, and it’s all gone, and dinner hasn’t even started yet! w00t!
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