Martini Shaker


the female version of a fist pumper aka the guido. often found in the popular nightclubs/bars. the type of girl who is usually wearing 18 pounds of makeup and clothing that looks like she was poured into them. while dancing, they will almost always be spotted with an alcoholic drink in hand, and taking ridiculous pictures to put up on their mysp-ce the next day. no need for ghb gentlemen, this is an easy lay.
d-mn, look at this martini shaker, if her skirt was any shorter i’d see something winking at me.

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