martini

a c-cktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive
am i drinking too many martinis? last week they found an olive in my urine sample.
when you stick your d-ck in somebodys mouth while they’re asleep and stir it like a martini.
last night when my girlfriend was asleep, i gave her an awesome martini.
thief, usurper, one who lost his bro status, liar.
don’t go all martini on me now!
an alchoholic irish heavy metal comedy bad-ss with split personality disorder
in the departed matt damon was a total martini in the departed
a fancy gl-ss of water with an olive in it.
billy: i think i may be drunk… i drank too many martinis.
bob: how can you get drunk off of water and an olive in a fancy gl-ss?
a drink made with gin, vermouth, and an olive. named after martinez, california.
the good old bartender at sweeney’s
is known for his ale and free wienies.
but i find him uncouth
to gulp gin and vermouth,
chill the gl-sses, and piddle martinis.
a martini is an alcoholic drink made cl-ssically with gin and vermouth and served with a green olive (when served with coctail onions the drink is called a “gibson”).

it is served chilled, often by ice in a specific shaker, then drained into the signature-style gl-ss.

the ratio of the two liquids is 5:1 (traditionally, 2 and one half ounces of gin to half an ounce of vermouth) usually, though by changing this, a person can make the drink “drier” (more gin) or “wetter” (less gin) depending on his tastes.

martinis can also be made with other alcoholic bases, the most common alternative to gin being vodka (often called a vodka martini, vodkatini, or kangaroo)

other variations of the martini centre around the inclusion of other alcohol or flavours in the drink.
bill: hey, want to go drinking tonight, you know, pick up a few foaties of olde english 800?

steve: nah, that stuff sucks b-lls. let’s get some martinis down at the bar.

bill: sweet.

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