Martino’s Law


1) a statute used in jefferson county, pennsylvania. states that for a couple to raise or adopt a foster child, they must first have a natural child of their own. used to prevent mis care or child abuse in the county.

2) a slang word used to relate to unfit parents.
1) i heard those people in that blue house wanted to adopt, but they can’t because martino’s law won’t let them.

2) i don’t know about that couple at the end of the street. i think somebody better turn them in for violating martino’s law.

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