MartMart


a martmart is a kid who is rejected by society for his lack of p-n-s size and brain. has no friends and is just a all around loser at life and also looks towards video games to ease his pain. his name is also usually marty
dude did you see that kid with know friends?” “yeah, man that kids a martmart

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