Martucci Scale


scale for rating members of the opposite s-x. the scale goes from -32 to 8. negitive numbers being the number of beer/drinks it would take to hook up with a girl (with 32 set as the number you would die from alcohol poisoning). positive numbers being the number of times you’d “do” him/her after it started hurting (8 being the number that it falls off)
(tucci scale for short)
guy 1:dude what’s kelly on the martucci scale?
guy 2: -5, she’s kind of a b-tterface.

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