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a marty party is an individual who likes to “get down with his/her bad self” and get crunk. someone who “get’s the party started” and listens to snoop dogg. synomyns include but not limited to: the party train conductor and vanilla funk.
party goer #1:” is that a rumble that i hear outside?”
party goer #2: “i don’t know, is that the police?”
party goer #1: “yay, it’s marty party, coming to the rescue!”

“i wish marty party was here, this party’s ipod shuffle is lame.”
when an adult professional consumes four redbull/vodka drinks prior to the annual company holiday party resulting in loud obnoxious behavior with zero filter with regards to both content and volume of his voice.
that guy must have had a martyparty last night. i have never seen someone fired the day after a party.
the reverse of a swampy romp. a date between amos halftrack and bryant hollifiield. held without his wife, martha, aka marty, knowing the date is often held very sneakily. amos often grabs bryant wanting to get out of the house. marty parties are fun! if you want some fun time, don’t be tardy – you don’t want to be late for a marty party!
amos: hey bryant, let’s get out of here. i got a golf game with major burk today. you want to come?

bryant: sure! this is gonna be a marty party. marty won’t even know we’re gone.

amos: i got an idea. why don’t i wear my pjs and that party hat? randy’s gonna flip! (he laughs at bryant)

bryant: this is gonna be good. boy, are we gonna have fun!

amos: why not?! you know you love to have dates with us. this is your first marty party, i think.

randy: hey amos, long time, no see! you here for our golf game? and who is the boy?

amos: this is my friend, bryant hollifield. we’re having a marty party. just him and me. the wife isn’t here.

randy: (shakes bryant’s hand) i’m major randy burk. i’ve heard so much about you. you were at the party the other night, weren’t you?

bryant: yes. i hope i didn’t ruin it.

randy: no, you didn’t. here, let’s play! what do you think, maybe nine holes? with whoever gets the most putts in the holes wins? (they all start playing)

amos: whoah, that was a fun game we played! i can’t believe we beat him. boy, is marty gonna be mad! (he runs to his easy chair and flops down in it)

marty: where have you been? did you have a good time?

bryant: sure! you missed it. marty parties rock. you should have been there.