Marty pump-fake
1. a common expression for when a man slowly inserts his p-n-s into a woman’s v-g-n- and after full penetration holds thrust for a full ten second count while staring deeply into “his” women’s eyes before reverse thrusting as fast as humanly possible without ejaculating.
2. when a woman is begging for a p-n-s, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.
3. the act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have s-x with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.
4. the daring action of a one pump chump
5. the pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship terriers wiffleball team
1. neil: were you wearing your swishy pants last night?
marty: yeah, best decision i’ve ever made!
neil: why is that?
marty: cuz she was begging for it
neil: did you give it to her?
marty: i held in there for ten full seconds
neil: wow you must be a legend…that’s gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
marty: well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a marty pump-fake.
2. never marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, i unfortunately found out the hard way.
3. big d: i marty pump-faked the sh-t out of her…right in the -ssss!
4. erick: did you bring condoms to the party?
nick: no of course not, what do i look like a f-g?
erick: that doesn’t sound safe
nick: don’t worry i pull out i just give her the old marty pump-fake…
erick: oh the old marty pump-fake, safest s-x practice known to man
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