mastadon
a nickname describing a midget with an extremely large p-n-s.
girl 1: hey you know peter?
girl 2: which one? the midget?
girl 1: yeah.
girl 2: what about him?
girl 1: he’s a mastadon.
girl 2: no way!
2 more definitions
an enormous p-n-s with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.
(2 guys is a locker room)
guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?
guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.
guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!
a) a prehistoric wooly-mammoth.
b) one who is simular to the beast in both fur and att-tude.
bob: hey jerry, is that a yeti i spy?
jerry: bob, i can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just geoff, the local mastadon.
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