Marty Trade
a trade offer made in fantasy football that is so blatantly unfair favoring the offering party that it would only be accepted by mistake by the recipient and/or if the recipient lacked a basic understanding of nfl football and representative value of fantasy players.
he offered me another marty trade last night: brandon jacobs and jacoby jones for chris johnson!
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