one of the call of duty 4 perks online. this is where you drop a grenade once you die. mostly p-sses people off.
i freaking hate it when the other players have the martyrdom perk in their cl-ss. i never get away in time.
1) the act of killing yourself to provide motivation to others.
2) a cowardly and sneaky act of violence against an unsuspecting target. this ideology is brought on mostly the wife beating pedophiles in the religion of peace i.e. islam.
guy 1: those sept 11th hijackers claim they were martyr’s and expected 99 virgins at the pearlly gates.
guy 2: what vigin would want to be with a m-ss killer? why 99… in heaven? stupid -ss m-f-s.
while once having a positive sacrificial meaning, now polluted by activision’s knack for an attempt to make death less fail and more win. martyrdom was an intended military training program first seen in one of activision’s popular video game t-tles call of duty 4 as a simulation for a possible military technique to increases the chances of winning a war after failing. their program would teach our soldiers to always have a grenade ready, pin pulled, in case they died by an onslaught of p-90 sub-machine guns, to get satisfy their already emotionless mind’s need for revenge.
while call of duty 4 showed tremendous progress to the number of players using the perk, they also noticed the perk-users’ average iq stood on average below room temperature. this soon got worse and all attempts to shoot the opposing force ceased, since dying made the game easier increasing your number of kills masking your dull wits.
the data collected showed that even the noobiest player, noobtube and all, can kill the best hacker making citizens more and more equal. the military quickly backed out to avoid promoting communism among their soldiers representing america and avoid the t-tle: “-sshat.”
activision has now turned to gm for a possible investment.
turn off martyrdom!
the most freaking annoying thing in the world. a perk in cod4 and a deathstreak in cod6, the user drops a live grenade which p-sses people off, typically knifers.
i was about to get a freakin nuke! until i freakin died by martyrdom
a person who is a b-tch mrs.ingersoll is a bisnach
a sudden burst of excitement fueled by awesomness, victory, and lifealert. megan’s grandma: megan honey whats this thing in your underwear drawer? megan: this is my false p-n-s….b-tchaw!!!
to be hit in the head forcefully by an object during a night of drinking. also, when using the word, the sound effect “bloop” should always follow in a high pitch voice. “you just got kenzied! bloop! to become kenzied is to become extremely and utterly f-cked out of your mind. “i got completely kenzied […]
describing someone smart,intelligent or witty opposite of dumb ”man he’s really clever!” witty, sharp, and quick. this word is often used when one can’t top a friend’s joke or comeback. henrietta: a thought just crossed my mind… bennifer: it must’ve been a long and lonely journey. henrietta (sarcastically): clever. 1. intellegent 2. healthy he didn’t […]
- smoke some bacon
the act of performing oral s-x on a man. the term is used in a pejorative context and can be used as a sharp retort to an insult directed at you “john you are so dumb” “bill, go smoke some bacon”