Marvelous Mango
someone who is incredibly fun and s-xy. they have a genuinely lovable personality, and somehow always know how to make you smile. when you’re around them you can’t help but feel like the luckiest person ever. a marvelous mango is guaranteed to be exceptional in bed. their amazing body guarantees you’ll be into them no matter the time of day. you could cut the s-xual tension around them with a chocolate strawberry.
wow, she is amazing! she is my marvelous mango!
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