Maryland Lemonade


a s-xual position in which a male acts as if he is about to -j-c-l-t- into his partner’s v-g-n-/mouth/-ss, but instead urinates into the orifice instead.
dude, last night i pulled a maryland lemonade on my girlfriend… i ended up sleeping on the couch for a week.

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