Mary Beth

the most incredible friend anyone could ever have. she is incredibly beautiful both inside and out, even if she can’t see it. she is absolutely hilarious, and extremely smart. she will be there for you no matter what, and she will help you through all your troubling times and never give up on you. she makes you realize all the good in life and makes better all the bad. she is your sunshine and she is awesome.
(steve):mary beth is sooooo awesome
(tyler):yeah dude shes the bestest friend ever!
(sam): i like potatoes
mary beth=total awesomeness x infinity. she is the salt of the earth. i’m sorry if you don’t know her. that really sucks.
i wish i could be friends with mary beth because she is so amazing and remarkable.
a person who needs to correct people about their name all the time. “no it’s all one name”

usually followed up by the phrase “no, i don’t have a middle name”
h-lllo my name is marybeth, no the “b” is little.
an extremely s-xy woman who tends to have a lot of experience. she is well endowed. she enjoys to have fun and has a carefree additude on life. she is flirtatious and she still manages to be intelligent.
marybeth is an intriguing girl.
the name of a great artist that’ll eventually contract alzheimers and forget to feed herself.

sometimes called trouble 1 or 2.

teachers rarely spell it right (i.e.– mary beth instead of marybeth)

looks like nelly furtado, and has a widow’s peak 99.9% of the time.

marybeth’s are also very funny, and like to use an italian accent
oh marybeth, you make me so laugh!
marybeth. a secretary who dresses too conservatively for her hot body. often referred to as a ‘s-xratary’ by men who wish to undress her. a s-xual fiend in bed she often needs a neck bite to get started, but once she’s primed you are in for a ride. also see hot, s-xy milf.
marybeth is soooo hot.
a nice girl with a very feminine name, but is absolutely hideous, knits, and looks like a man.
oh my god, wait… that’s a girl? what a total mary-beth

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