mary call
mary calls are knows to be amazing once you first meet them, but as you really get to know them, you’ll see how sh-tty they are and how manipulative they can be. they will do anything and everything to make sure you do what they want. you don’t realize how you’re being toyed with until you have a falling out, you will definitely have many of those. and every single time they promise to be nice about it and say they’ll never hurt you again, it’s a lie. they say they’ll get better. bullsh-t. more lies.
in short, mary calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, avoid! avoid! avoid!
save yourself.
“yo johnny! look at that mary call over there! she’s such an -sshole!”
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