mary cat


someone named mary with an unmistakable ability to look/act like a cat when and wherever she chooses. she’ll get your tongue. enjoys good catnip, a neat litter box, and well groomed whiskers.
who is the girl dressed as a cat meowing at my dad?
oh thats mary cat.
wow what a p-ssy cat!

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