Mary Fallin
a domineering, macabre s-x act taking place over an extended period of time that causes the victim to suffer excruciating physical, mental, and emotional anguish, leaving an empty sh-ll of a human filled with misery, blood, and fecal matter. before you start the mf, it’s important that you are truly at peace with causing the utter ruination of a person/group of peoples through systematic oppression, negligence, and mind f-cking. choose your victim(s) based on deeply held prejudices. examples would be poor black children of single mothers, or transgender teens in the public school system. get creative! let’s say you choose bi-s-xual, 2nd generation latino immigrant single mothers with diabetes. now it’s time to bind, gag, disembowel, choke, sever, and f-ck the life out of your victims, metaphorically speaking, until they are void of all hope. when they ask for mercy, look them deep in the eyes to the innermost part of their being. gently caress their head, sweetly, as if to make love for the first time. as the corners of their mouth start to crease into one last hopeful smile, flip them over and curb stomp them. as blood is pouring out of their mouth, shove a corn stalk in their -ss, a corn stalk purchased with the last few dollars from their ebt card. collect their blood, sh-t, and tears in a cup and offer your dying victim a drink. as their brain begins to bleed and they choke on their own fecal matter, -ssure them that their children will suffer the same fate.
“did you hear what happened to ryan? he totally got mary fallin’d for the last 6 years. poor guy didn’t even see it coming. i heard his -sshole will never be the same.”
“i’m going to pull a mary fallin on this group of disabled iraq veterans.”
“the longest mary fallin ever recorded lasted over 6 years and targeted 3.8 million people of a variety of demographics.”
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