Mary Magdalene
a s-xual act. the mm requires that the partner with long hair be on top of the other so that the head of the partner with the hair is over the others feet. this necessitates some variation of reverse cowgirl and should be done with care since the partner on top will be using their hands, which would normally be supporting themselves, to use their hair to wash the feet of the other partner with sensual oils or motion lotion.
jesus: “wow! my mind is still blown. she put the mary magdalene on me last night.”
john: “really? what kind of oil did she use? i’ll bet your feet are still really clean and soft.”
jesus: “i think she used olive oil. whatever. it was the bomb yo!”
woman disciple of jesus.. was a sinner until she repented and became a saint.. if someones a “mary magdalene” theyr a bad girl/ rebel. french: marie magdalene spanish: maria magdalena. hot name, dont deny
girl #1: i cheated on the pre cal test!!
girls #2 and 3: ahah your such a mary magdalene!
one of my many disciples. after i rose from the dead, we married and moved to france, where we had children. our progeny continues today.
mary was also the first pope of the catholic church, and was not a prost-tute but a wealthy fisherwoman. (peter was more of a secular leader than a spiritual one, the role that mary magdalene filled.) the story of the sinful woman at simon’s house was somehow interspersed with the life of mary magdalene.
read the gnostic books of the bible, like the gospel of mary magdalene, for the complete story.
a street term referring to mdma powder. also known as mary, mary mags, mary maggers.
1: “dude, i met mary magdalene last night… it was out of this world.”
2: “this rave is gonna be sick, definitely on the mary tonight!”
when after recieving a “rusty nail” during -n-l s-x, the man uses his girlfriends long hair to wipe the sh-t off his c-ck.
i f-cked her -sshole hard, and when i pulled my c-ck out it was covered with sh-t so i gave her a mary magdalene and wiped it off with her hair.
somehow connected to jesus, cydonia (on mars) and the egyptian pyramids.
mary magdalene on mars? wtf? just wait and see..
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