sockface
sockface is a game you can play with your cat. to play sockface, you place a sock over the head of your cat, and watch the fun, and maybe take pictures if so inclined.
rick: how’d you get all those scratces on your wrist, wayne?
wayne: they’re from my cat. i caught the little b-st-rd scratching on my speaker, so i engaged him in a game of sockface.
when someone shoves their smelly socks into your mouth.
last week my cousin made me a sock face by sticking his smelly socks into my mouth.
a person who has a sock face
hey “sock-face” how are you t’day
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