Mary Mayhem
the most epically hot emo girl ever! with big green eyes and black and purple hair. the best girlfriend ever. the most kind and caring girl, never turns her back on anyone. friend or enemy. total grammar-n-z-… looking over my shoulder as i type this… -__-
my girlfriend, mary mayhem, is the best ever!:d
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