mary pooppins
the act or process of taking such a large sh-t that you are forced to flush the toilet half way through your deification.
properly used in a conversation:
dude number 1 “dude, i took the gnarliest mary p–ppins after eating all those burritos.”
dude number 2 “dude, i want burritos”
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