Mary Todd Lincoln
mary todd lincoln is when a man “takes one for the team” by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.
my friend john is pulling a mary todd lincoln by marrying bertha. i wonder if he will ask her to do an abe lincoln on their wedding night?
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