Mary Todd
1. what guys in san francisco want to do. written purposefully as a misspelling of “marry todd.”
2. abraham lincoln’s wife
guy: i was in san francisco yesterday. everyone was holding signs that said “i want to mary todd.”
other guy: i ain’t gay so i’ll marry mary todd instead.
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