maryalice
a overly-jealous b-tch who has nothing better to do with her time than to try to push other people around; very immature, not pretty, kind of fat (to much beer) hoe
monica: what happened at the funeral?
rebecca: maryalice walked up to me and pushed me over then walked away
usually blonde girl with blue eyes very pretty 🙂 but can be offended easily and hurt easily she can be mean to you but then be super nice the next day. she gets weirded out veerry fast. dont trust mary-alice’s
girl: “are you and mary-alice good friends?!”
girl2:”i think so.”
girl: “coool, did u ever say ily to her?”
girl2: “noo..but i will today”
two hours later
girl: “mary-alice i love you bestie!!”
mary-alice: “wtf ur not even my friend!! u freaking weirdoo! i dont give a cr-p bout uu”
furry creature that is predictable by nature. typically found -ssociated with darker complected species. most closely related to the microtus p-n-sylvanicus (north american field mouse) family. has been known to make a ruckus when not appropriate.
did you hear that dog in heat?!?!?…. what a mary alice
a mary-alice is a kind hearted,animal loving person who will do anything for animals and people she is a kind hearted,loving person and no one can change her. enimies are threatened by her as she can defend for herselfe very well and may be feared. she has a amazing body and great hair and eyes anyone who dates her is that most lucky person in the world!
mary-alice winked at me omg i think i saw jesus!!
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