maryland barracuda


when an old woman is performing f-ll-t– on an old man and suffers a seizure causing her dentures to clamp down on his p-n-s and her body wiggles around in a fish-out-of-water fashion.
“i caught aunt martha and uncle owen in the barn doin the maryland barracuda”

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