Maryland Bypass
p-ssing on the shoulder when a car ahead is making a left turn on a one lane road. most commonly seen in the state of maryland, known as the home to america’s worst drivers. considered a symptom of constant unnecessary overly aggressive driving seen in most marylanders.
tom: sh-t, the car ahead of me is making a left turn and i don’t feel like slowing down.
dave: just pull a maryland byp-ss.
tom: good idea. you know in any other state you would probably get pulled over for doing this.
dave: i hate maryland.
tom: not as much as i hate new jersey.
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