Maryland Magic


maryland magic is the the sh-tty tree that you get in maryland after you have let it furment for a long time so it gets super crystalized and chronic. as opposed to cali crystal which is bought in california and is chronic from the get go. also the name of nigaboo zach steffey’s bong.
d-mn son! that maryland magic reminds me of our sh-t we smoke in the bay! or man we killed our lungs all night with maryland magic. sh-t was gravy.

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