Marzkaproof
a defensive design that includes a plethra of contingency plans to the point where it becomes impossible to be unprepared for any unknown or hard to predict mishap. this is a design where there are contingency plans for any unpredicted act at any point in time in any given situation in any give location.
intern: “oh my god….my hard drive just blew up, the network is down, the electricity went out and i’ve just been blinded with mace….what am i going to do?”
intern 2: “dude, no worries….i marzkaproofed this very situation. i backed everything up on 16mm film, have a projector with its own generator, and we have 24hr medics staffed and they can flush out your eyes…we are allll good!!”
a defensive design that includes a plethra of contingency plans to the point where it becomes impossible to be unprepared for any unknown or hard to predict mishap. this is a design where there are contingency plans for any unpredicted act at any point in time in any given situation in any give location.
intern: “oh my god….my hard drive just blew up, the network is down, the electricity went out and i’ve just been blinded with mace….what am i going to do?”
intern 2: “dude, no worries….i marzkaproofed this very situation. i backed everything up on 16mm film, have a projector with its own generator, and we have 24hr medics staffed and they can flush out your eyes…we are allll good!!”
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