masculine insecurity


the moment in every man’s life when he questions the size of his schl-ng. usually masculine insecurity occurs from anywhere to 3 minutes to a week. but it always goes away (hopefully). masculine insecurity can be applied to other things as well, but we just mainly refer to those worries as “metro s-xually challenged.”
tim: so it all started when i saw johnny in the locker room holding a stick. well it turned out it wasn’t a stick.
dave: then what happened?
tim: then masculine insecurity hit me for a good 40 minutes.

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