Maser Face


the face you have on when you are extremely hammered and loving it.
man: look at that kid. is he drunk?

man 2: you’re godd-mn right he is! he’s got his maser face on!!
the look one has when he/she is extremely drunk and loving it. this happy mixture is called the “maser face”.
man #1: do you think tommy is happy about the fact he is plastered?

man #2: you’re d-mn right he is, he’s got his maser face on!

tommy: yeahhhhh!!!!!

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