Mash and Tingle
a rare form of male masturbation involving a window sill and a feather. one places their johnson onto the window sill next to an open window, takes hold of the window, and slams it down onto their member; the mash. then, one runs a feather along the side and head of their jimmy; the tingle. this form of masturbation is not advisable, and requires a window that opens vertically.
i tried to mash and tingle, but i p-ssed out after the mash.
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