mash attack
when you’ve been typing for ages and you’re fingers duff up and just mash the keyboard for relief
(typing) so i was walking down to bob’s house and (fingers duff) sfjkscjvbkdskjcnbkisd ngfbn gjed gjodf oyujh d godfiogv ghntoei vngoerig ptgpb… whoa that was a serious mash attack!
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