Mash Mash Mash
a derogatory term used in world of warcraft for cl-sses that take no skill whatsoever to play.
the trend was started on the firetree us server by 2 australian horde players, it’s primarily used to poke fun at and trash talk cl-sses that quite literally “mash” one b-tton and still win in a pvp fight, or top dps/heal charts in pve.
hunters, death knights, ret paladins, disc priests, rogues are perfect examples.
can be written as a single “mash” or many i.e “mash mash” or “mash mash mash” etc.
can also be coupled with “nom nom nom” to imply “sucking the c-ck” of their much loved flavor of the month cl-ss.
examples are usually shouted at the computer screen (when losing to one of these no skill cl-sses in pvp/pve)
or yelled out in trade channel to sarcastically impersonate and slander players of the targeted cl-ss/es – can also be considered a form of trolling in wow.
there are many ways to use “mash mash mash” to trash talk players. be creative 🙂
aubrey: “hey, you play a lock, you fail at wow”
me: “at least i don’t play a mash mash ret pally”
aubrey: (to himself) “sh-t, i just got owned!”
some guy sarcastically paying out on disc priests in trade: “hey, look at me, i’m a discipline priest, i run around and mash mash one b-tton (penance) and no one dies!”
-with the nom nom nom
paying out on death knights and their opness: “look at me i nom nom nom my mash mash mash death knight, blow army of the dead and solo 25 ulduar!”
random player slandering ret pallies in trade: “look at me, i play a ret paladin, i mash mash mash one b-tton and everything dies. nom nom nom. oh look here comes 2 death knights, 1 resto druid and a mage, never mind i blow wings and mash mash mash some more and end up winning, i have skill! nom nom nom!”
two warlocks are owning up in world pvp, drakedog style! until a ret paladin, death knight and disc priest come in to stop them.
warlock 1: “wtf! i just got 2 shot by a relentless geared mash mashing ret pally!”
warlock 2: “that’s ok, i nearly killed that nom nomming death knight until that f-cking mash mash disc priest healed him to full with one b-tton, f-cking no skill at all!”
warlock 1: “yeah, they couldn’t handle having their alts rolled by 2 gimp locks they had to bring in their mash mash mains in order to win, f-cking gay!”
warlock 2: “at least we don’t nom nom the mash mash cl-sses, we have skill!”
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