M*A*S*H-turbating


masturbating to the movie or television show m-a-s-h.
person 1: “hey, i noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room tv and your complete series box set of m-a-s-h was out. you weren’t…”

person 2: “yes, i was m-a-s-h-turbating.”

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