Mashadi
people who trace themselves back to mashad iran, and mostly currently reside in great neck, ny. they are all mad rich cause they’re extremely smart, and not lazy. they are mostly hated by the tehrans, or the tehranis, due to a jealousy unknown because they are not normal, but probably cause we’re much better then them at basketball, and just better in general.
terhan: “eh, shabbat shalom!!!” (disgusting and thick persian accent).
mashadi: “it’s tuesday you f-ckin r-t-rd.”
i term used for person whose family once originated from a town called mashad in iran. they are by far the most primitive member of the society, they tend to be slow, bald (even the women), and seriously fugly. they only marry each other as no one else would have them. an only child in a mashadi family will normally stay single as they have no sister/brother to marry. they are known to travel and purchase in hordes as they lack imagination and to get better prices. most mashadi’s use v–gr- and can’t read or write.
honest, i am not mashadi!
ok, so i’m fugly and mashadi, v–gr- still works for me.
people that are from iran. they all live in great neck, ny. they all are rich and have expensive cars. (ex. mercedes bens). they are generally cheap because of the fact that they are jewish and persian, but mostly they have money. they all are either jewelers or rug dealers. they are known for marrying their cousins. that is why they are all related and their are 726 hakimians. they spend their sat-rdays in the park and kenisa(temple)
behrooz: yo, why did firooz marry his cousin?
bijan: oh, hes mashadi.
a term used for person whose family once originated from a town called mashad in iran. they are by far the most primitive members of the society, they tend to be slow, bald (even the women), and seriously fugly. they only marry each other as no one else would have them. an only child in a mashadi family will normally stay single as they have no sister/brother to marry. they are known to travel and purchase in hordes as they lack imagination and to get better prices. most mashadi’s use v–gr- and can’t read or write.
honest, i am not mashadi!
ok, so i’m fugly and mashadi, v–gr- still works for me.
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