Mashbrown Asserole
fisting your girlfriend’s -ss while enjoying a hearty, southern style breakfast.
what did you have for breakfast today braaaahhhh? some hashbrown c-sserole?
no broooohhhhh. eggs sunny side up and some mashbrown -sserole. she couldn’t walk to get a cup a coffee when i was done.
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