Mashed Potato Ass
when one flexes his or her -ss causing multiple dimples to form giving the appearance of lumps like mashed potatoes
person 1: oh my g-d, look at his -ss.
person 2: that is some seeeerious mashed potato -ss.
an older woman’s -ss that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. when they sit down, the -ss seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.
my sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato -ss. it is very distracting.
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