Mashpotaturbate
the act of having unprotected s-x with a bowl of mashed potatoes and then using s-m-n to cover them with a “b-ttery” coating. served to a friend and or enemy.
“dude, did you mashpotaturbate in my mashed potatoes?”
“of course not man!”
“then why is there a p-b- in it?!”
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