Masking Cough
the faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
guy 1: ‘cough cough’
guy 2: “dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn’t drown out the sound and it ain’t gonna cover the smell.
guy 1: sorry my bad
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