mass ass


1. a severe condition in which a woman’s -ss is out of proportion with the rest of the body.

2. a -ss so big, even thinking about it will get you lost.

3. a -ss so gargantuan, the only thing that gives definition is it’s cellulite

4. booty for days or -ss for days–ebonics
rhinocop-i hooked up w/ heavy d last night
ian-what did you do?
rhinocop-yea i tapped that…
ian-…you mean you got tapped by the m-ss -ss
rhinocop-yea!
ian-your sick!
a condition in which a woman has a normally proportioned body except her extremely large b-tt. it is frequent occurance in m-ssachusetts.
at first i found the cashier quite attractive, until she stepped out from behind the counter and i saw her m-ss -ss.

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