Mass Effect 3
the 3rd and final installment in the m-ss effect series. “im commander shepard and this will be the greatest game in the world.” is it march 6th yet?!
m-ss effect 1-reapers?
m-ss effect 2-ah yes, “reapers”
m-ss effect 3- oh sh-t reapers!
open minded gamer) dude did you hear about m-ss effect 3 coming out next march?
idiot gamer) yea its gonna suck, all combat and no rpg elements.
open minded gamer) -rolls eyes-
a birth control supplement that will be introduced to society on march 6th 2012, co-created by bioware/ea.
“bf” – i didn’t buy any condoms
“gf” – why not?
“bf” – m-ss effect 3
“gf” – wtf is that?
“bf” – your replacement
the immediate feeling you get when you just put a large amount of time of work into something, something that you crafted yourself, something that is special to you… only to have all of it suddenly squandered away at the very end.
named after the game m-ss effect 3, which arguably has the worst ending in video game history.
i once had a puppy i bought and nurtured all by myself. he was growing into a healthy dog; he was very happy and we had so much fun. then some horrible person decided to kill him and he got away with it. i m-ss effect 3’d for the rest of the year.
an excellant award winning aaa scifi video game developed by bioware and published by ea. in m-ss effect 3 you play as commander shepard a spectre who must save the galaxy from a reaper invasion. hundreds of critics praised m-ss effect 3 and it scored dozens of perfect reviews. unfortunatly the game was hated by thousands of m-ss effect fans because of the sad ending. many claimed that the last sad ten minutes of the twenty+ hour experience destroyed the entire game. these fans were so disgruntled by the depressing ending that they created the retake m-ss effect movement. many developers were harr-ssed, hundreds of pet-tions were signed and bioware was even reported to the better buisness bureau by a retake m-ss effect member. eventually bioware gave into the whining legions of retake m-ss effect members. extended cut a free dlc that adressed the plotholes and cliff hangers was released, but this didn’t satisfy infact it just made the whiners even more angry because the ending was still sad. now m-ss effect 3 a brilliant game will just be remembered as a big disapointment by the gaming community.
critics: m-ss effect 3 is an exceptional game!
gamerz: m-ss effect 3 suks -ss cuz ending!!!!1
a soon to be kick -ss game that falls from sp-ce and apparently lands in 150 foot tall trees in santa cruz.
nerdy fan 1: hey dude, climb up that tree and get the m-ss effect 3 sp-ce edition for me all the way at the top.
nerdy fan 2: can it wait for a bit, i’m in the middle of some calibrations.
nerdy fan 3: sorry, i have to go.
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