mass rotation
a movement where one rotates one’s upper body in a circular fashion, whilst saying ‘h-llo h-llo’ in a funny accent (whichever you prefer, usually indian), followed by a 3 count countdown when at the end you say ‘goodbye’ in the same accent, and falling upon a surface face down with arms underneath. the countdown in not appliciable when there are no usable surfaces nearby (as in tables/chairs/desks).
used in situations one greatly dislikes, or to provide a distraction if nescissary. (see m-ss fat)
-person was waiting for the bus for an hour-
person: dammit this calls for a m-ss rotation.
-initiates m-ss rotation-
person: h-llo h-llo, h-llo h-llo, h-llo h-llo, h-llo h-llo, goodbye.
person: that feels better.
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