Mass Text


if you thought rebecca black’s friday wasn’t bad enough, wait until you see tay allyn’s masterpiece of sh-t called m-ss text.
why didn’t i get your m-ss text? i’m in your contacts!
-bang-
the act in which bored depressed teenagers send the same text message to their entire phone book at the same time. extremly annoying and rude.
girl #1: hey look! i got a new text from jim, the really depressed and bored guy that i know! it says, “hey.”

girl #2: hey! i got that text too! grrr. him m-ss texting is really getting on my nerves.

girl #1: i know! lets both text him back the same reply and maybe he’ll be able to take a hint!

girl #2: okay! great idea!
when someone is incredibly bored and sends the same text to many different people at the same time in the desperate hope of getting a response or when something important or at least important to the texter and it just must be told to everyone like merry christmas….or its my birthday.
when the text end with everybody or guys its probably the dreaded “m-ss text”.
lizzy: holy cr-p!!! that hottie bill just texted me!!
erica: what did he say?
lizzy: hey
erica: i got the same one…its just a m-ss text. don’t answer that. he’s just bored.

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