Mass-Turd
often confuzed with “masturbation”
it has nothing to do with that, though it may be used unwisely by some.
it is used to de-compliment someone or make fun of how they look.
used correctly:
“look at that guy! he is such a m-ss-t-rd!”
used incorrectly:
“i m-ss-t-rd all night last night!”
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