massachusetts slurpee
when during intercourse, right before the girl climaxes, you whip out a straw and put it into her v-g-n-. once the straw is tightly shoved in, you start masturbating until you can perform a “money shot” into the straw, which funnels down into her v-g-n-.
“yo dawg, i got a ho and plastic straw from mcdonalds! what should i do?”
“try out a m-ssachusetts slurpee, homie.”
a special type of t-rd only found in m-ssachusetts that can be slurped on to enjoy a full rich flavor of pure sh-t. it is a common snack for any p–paholic.
man, i love the taste of sh-t. go get me a m-ssachusetts slurpee please.
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