massacurbation
the act of holding one’s gun close to the body and tenderly stroking its barrel, as performed by us second amendment enthusiasts following a m-ss murder
in the wake of the shooting, pastor mike encouraged daily m-ssacurbation among his congregation. “take to youtube, my flock! stroke your barrels, and tell the world that obama will never break the holy bond between man and rifle!”
“hold my calls, sean,” donald said as his trousers fell to the floor. “fox and friends is on, it’s time to m-ssacurbate.”
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